The Pariah is the world's favourite on-line magazine, and I know that because I write it.
Obviously, being a highly provocative, news-based monthly journal, it's impossible to say what will grace the front cover of the next edition. However, just for sport, I'll have a go...
Issue #2, November 2001
There will be more of the same ill-conceived, uninspiring rants - including features on pop idlers 'O-Town', and - of course - 'H' from Steps.
We go for the really big names, because we don't care what celebrity toes we tread on...
I'll also be including a link to this edition, so that you don't lose any of the delectably un-informed monologues displayed on the site at the moment.
Unless you want to, of course.
Well, be seeing you...