The Pariah is the world's favourite on-line magazine, and I know that because I write it.

Obviously, being a highly provocative, news-based monthly journal, it's impossible to say what will grace the front cover of the next edition. However, just for sport, I'll have a go...

There will be more of the same ill-conceived, uninspiring rants - including features on pop arseholes 'O-Town', and - of course - 'H' from Steps.

We go for the really big names, because we don't care what celebrity toes we tread on...